Billionaire Mindset Mugs

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"I've finally found a therapist who understands options."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The Personal ATM

"I feel I'm doing fine. My sense of net worth is way up this quarter."

'I'm finally at one with the universe...but apparently that doesn't include the DOW.'

"Stocks edged lower on the news there's more to life than the accumulation of material things..."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"To mediate properly, you need a mantra. How about 'Ka-Ching'?"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

What comes after a trillion

'It's sobering to realize that I'm just a couple of thousand paychecks away from poverty.'

'Do you mind if I take the rest of my session to get your input on investor psychology?'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"The filthy rich"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

father and son

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

Captain Millennial

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

"And remember, son, perception isn't reality - money is."

'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

Trump and Musk

'You can rest assured that our 'diet conscience' fund invests only in low-fat, low cholesterol food companies.'