Billionaire Dreamers Mugs

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The Personal ATM

'Keep repeating to yourself: I am a high flyer, I will not dive for the salmon.'

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Business plan.

'You're going to need a bigger net.'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"The filthy rich"

There's Riches in Diversity

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

father and son

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

Failed Alliance.

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

"I'm class president. I need a really big airplane."

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

"How's my flu? Not good...I feel like a million bucks."

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

Trump and Musk