Billionaires Gifts

"Mine's bigger."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

The Personal ATM

Blockbuster Billion Club

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"The filthy rich"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

There's Riches in Diversity

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

father and son

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

"We're still pre-rich."

"How's my flu? Not good...I feel like a million bucks."

Jeff Bezos Caricature - Donald's Bozo

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

"I've got what it takes to take what you've got."

Trump and Musk

"This one says he's his company's lead-off man."

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

"Hello, this is Bill Gates. Remember, nobody has a monopoly on safety, so buckle up!"

'On my summer vacation I wrote a computer algorithm. I sold it, for thirty million dollars, to a social networking website.'

"You have defamed me, sir. I challenge you to a cage fight in Las Vegas!"