Future Billionaires Gifts

'What would you do if you had all the money in the world?' 'Hire a LOT of bodyguards.'

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

The Personal ATM

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Graduating students asking for cash donations.

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

There's Riches in Diversity

"The filthy rich"

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

How to live on 25 cents a week allowance.

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

father and son

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."