Future Billionaire Club Gifts

"It's scary. These new kids don't want to wait until they're thirty-five for their five million."

'What a drive! Our boy's going to go a long, long way.'

"Make a lot of money."

"I'll bet all of Albert Einstein's teachers felt like idiots for giving him bad grades too."

Lemonade Inc.

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

"So...do you have a job now?"

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Blockbuster Billion Club

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

The Personal ATM

'When I'm a CEO on Wall Street this will make a wonderful anecdote.'

'What I'm challenging this group to do, then, is to redirect our shared passion for the idea of making money into actually making money!'

Lemonade $500 a glass! 'I wanna own a Ferrari by the time I'm 16.'

'Here's your lemonade and here's some descriptive literature about my franchising opportunities.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"I told you all this would be yours someday, son, and today is that day."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"Today, State Street. Tomorrow, the State!"

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'Someday son, all this will be yours...if someone doesn't take us over.'

'Someday, son, all this will be yours...' 'In the meantime...'

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"I can't wait until we're older so we can get into the cannabis industry. At least then we can make a difference in people's lives."

Dispute over pocket money

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"I think I need to diversify my portfolio."

"And when you've saved up enough money, what are you going to say in in your full-page ad in the New York Times?"