Aspiring Billionaire Gifts

"You planning to pull a Warren Buffett any time soon, J.B.?"

News Internecine: Murdoch succession battle

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

The Personal ATM

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

World Economic Forum

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"So what makes you think you're the right person for this post?" "Well, I'm highly motivated, outgoing and independently minded. Isn't that right, Dad?"

Warren Buffett

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

'I like the way his conscience doesn't get in the way of his profit motive.'

Small Business Loan of Pencils

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

What is possible...

father and son

'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'