Future Billionaires T-Shirts

'What would you do if you had all the money in the world?' 'Hire a LOT of bodyguards.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Do you promise to love, honour and contribute to the gross national product?"

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'I don't know if money grows on trees, son. I know it doesn't grow in fields.'

'Our little guy is busy with homework, or if we're lucky, some sort of social network start-up.'

Emergency numbers on a telephone.

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

'My company utilizes a yet-to-be-developed technology to deliver content that's still in the conceptual stage to a segment of the economy we really hope is out there!'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

The Personal ATM

3 cents glass - Exact change please, seller can't count.

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'We're here to talk to your son about his website...'

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"I didn't learn anything in school today but I'll learn twice as much tomorrow."

"The filthy rich"

'A 7 load? Do you think I was born yesterday? Oh, wait, I was.'

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

'Dad, you told me to use my initiative if I needed money so I sold a cow.'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

How to live on 25 cents a week allowance.

Company boss says to baby: 'I've called you in here to keep you in the loop as we've made some very long-term investments,'

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

father and son

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"Someday, son, you're going to inherit a great deal of money. It's called 'Head Start'."