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"...it all started when I was sixteen and I sent away for one of those 'Get Rich Quick' schemes."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

The Personal ATM

A smiling man leaning on large piggy bank.

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

Tonight's Topic. How To Make a Killing In The Stock Market. I made a killing in the market once, but the only casualty was my investment.

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.

"The filthy rich"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

There's Riches in Diversity

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

'We'd better patent this, so the homo sapiens can't steal it from us, like they did with the fire.'

House building chart (like steps).

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

If they sentence me, I'll simply pay to refurbish the penitentiary. It will be my own little six star hotel!

'Sell during a boom; buy during a bust - that sounds more like Warren Buffett instead of Buddha.'

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

father and son

"We're still pre-rich."

Musk, Branson, Bezos.

"I understand he's compensating for having been left out of the stock option programme."

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

"How's my flu? Not good...I feel like a million bucks."

Trump and Musk

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."