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Tall column with a bag of money on top and a sign reading 'Sorry for the inconvenience.'

Ostrich.

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

Like many of those in tribicles, Mitch dreamed of one day moving up to the real deal.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

A push in the right direction: 50c.

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

World Economic Forum

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

Psychology Dept. Faculty Evaluations Today. I can't tell if it's my id or my ego, but I'm really craving a promotion.

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"So what makes you think you're the right person for this post?" "Well, I'm highly motivated, outgoing and independently minded. Isn't that right, Dad?"

'I like the way his conscience doesn't get in the way of his profit motive.'

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

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'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

"I'm keeping it really simple!"

'It's okay that you missed the bullseye. What's important is that you always aimed high.'

'My long term plan is to grow with the company.'

What is possible...

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

'I tried for a new lease on life, but I got a lousy credit report.'

"We're still pre-rich."

"Build your foundation, Dorothea. They will come."

"Where do you see yourself in five years, Mr. Hawkins - still a small investor?"

Corporate Ladder.

"Looking for Investors."

'Anything on how to build a legacy, at the entry level?'