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'Look at her - flat broke soon to be flat rich!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

"The filthy rich"

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"We're still pre-rich."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'

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'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

'I intend to make a million. But I need to first borrow a million.'

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

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