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'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

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"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"The filthy rich"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

father and son

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

"We're still pre-rich."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'

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"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'