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'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

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"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

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"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

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"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

"We're still pre-rich."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

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'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

'I intend to make a million. But I need to first borrow a million.'

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."