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"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

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"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

"We're still pre-rich."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'

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"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

'We're curious as to why you claimed double the amount of miles you slithered for business purposes over the last two tax years?'

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

'I intend to make a million. But I need to first borrow a million.'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

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"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"