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"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

"Sir, your boarding pass is for the premium, economy, business, platinum section and you're sitting in platinum, economy, premium business -- move over one seat."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

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'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

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'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

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'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

'We're curious as to why you claimed double the amount of miles you slithered for business purposes over the last two tax years?'

'I intend to make a million. But I need to first borrow a million.'

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."