Mileage Millionaire Gifts

"Do you have a seat in business with a view of economy?"

"Sir, your boarding pass is for the premium, economy, business, platinum section and you're sitting in platinum, economy, premium business -- move over one seat."

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

'...so if we can save enough maybe, just maybe, next year we'll be migrating courtesy of British Airways.'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"I'll get my 10,000 steps in tonight!"

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"You really clean up on these mileage deductions, don't you."

Air travel isn't what it used to be.

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'

"...and you've got private use of it, so long as you don't exceed 10,000 mile per annum.'

'This buggy gets only about one mile per gal.'

"The filthy rich"

"We'll let you know when we find your luggage. Meanwhile, you qualified for our frequent lost luggage club."

'One small step for man. Hundreds of thousands of miles for my frequent flier program.'

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

"Howard may have a few miles on him, but I'm not ready for a trade-in just yet."

'No wonder you can't relax! Seven hundred miles in one day!'

"It's this marvelous little liberal-arts college in Kansas that gives frequent-flier miles."

"You gotta love the mpg we're getting!"

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"You have one billion frequent flyer miles. No wonder you list our airport as your business address."

'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'

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'We're curious as to why you claimed double the amount of miles you slithered for business purposes over the last two tax years?'

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

'I intend to make a million. But I need to first borrow a million.'

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'Here's your problem - you need more air in your tires for better gas mileage...'