
"Hi, Ted. Love your latest salary."
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"Hi, Ted. Love your latest salary."
"The filthy rich"
Hugh Hefner saves the Hollywood sign.
"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."
Golly, �1m a year isn't too much. I don't know why your shareholders don't understand you.
"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."
'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'
“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”
'Stocks were up on news that no performance enhancing drugs were used to achieve today's highs. . .'
'Mr. Dunbarter, your fantasy that 'greed is good' may be a case of economic insanity.'
"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."
Greed.
'Never underestimate the value of pipe-dreams, my son.'
The Personal ATM
'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'
Counting my Bonus...
Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.
'Our short-term solution is money. Our long-term solution is more money.'
"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"
"We've got to fix the climate before we run out of trees to print money on."
"Hey, look at me, I'm a space billionaire."
'If you want to be a great success, get yourself huge wads of money.'
"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."
"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"
'There's a no-nonsense quality about TJ that I admire.'
'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'
'First of all, let's make one thing clear: greed is good.'
'Frankly, I don't see a problem. By its very nature inherited wealth entitles you to be second-rate.'
Save the earth/Make Money.
'We're not clear who is running your company.'
"The most important thing isn't money - it's love. Luckily I love money!"
Bernard Madoff's House Arrest.
'Nobody special, but rich enough to build this statue of himself.
Red Letter Days - Payment of Dividends
'Oh well, if greed wasn't so good, we've still got lust, gluttony, sloth, wrath, envy and pride.'
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