Millionaire Aspirations Gifts

'Look at her - flat broke soon to be flat rich!'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

ACME, Inc. For the man who has everything. It's a home security company.

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"The filthy rich"

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

"I really try to put myself in other people's shoes, but it's not my fault if almost everyone has smaller feet than me."

"We're still pre-rich."

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

'That makes 3 years in a row they've paid you $20 million. Why can't you seem to get a raise?'

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Sir, you've been downgraded to the baggage compartment."

'Get rich quick schemes - $1,000,000 each.'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

'I intend to make a million. But I need to first borrow a million.'

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

"It's from Bill Gates. He's obviously forgotten he gave you one last year."