Hopeful Millionaires Gifts

"I've just been notified by Publisher's Clearing House that I may have already won ten million dollars, but in case I haven't I need money to fix my driveway."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

The Personal ATM

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

Warren Buffett

Even heaven is helpless to stop it.

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

father and son

"We're still pre-rich."

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

Mu$k

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

"This suit cost 12,000,000,000,000 space credits."

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

'I intend to make a million. But I need to first borrow a million.'

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."