Hopeful Millionaires Prints

"I've just been notified by Publisher's Clearing House that I may have already won ten million dollars, but in case I haven't I need money to fix my driveway."

'Jimmy Chang gets his allowance in Yuan, and his parents let him buy and sell precious metals...'

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

The Personal ATM

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"I'm thinking this might e a good area to set up base camp."

"R&D really created a miracle drug this time...at least it's been miraculous for our bottom line!"

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

"Baldo, check it out...it's advice for people who've won the lottery."

'Motivation...I want huge amounts of money. Vast amounts of cash.'

"Oddly enough it looks like you made 98.6 million last year from the talking medical thermometer you invented."

Vision Board: If you're reading this, it's not too late.

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

"I see you getting rich because of what the gold in your rings is now bringing."

father and son

"We're still pre-rich."

Mu$k

"With the new tax code, I have until 2025 to become a one-percenter."

Get rich slowly schemes - insert $1. Get rich quick schemes - insert $250,000.

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

'But RG, you can't be a big fish in all the big ponds...you can only be a big fish in your big pond.'

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

"I'd feel a lot better if I had $41,568,946 in my checking account."

'I intend to make a million. But I need to first borrow a million.'

"That'll be another 50c for my retirement fund."

'Cromwell, you remind me of myself at your age... only richer.'

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'