Aspiring Millionaire Prints

'I'm no longer content to live beyond my means...I want to live beyond my wildest dreams.'

'I'd like a joint account with a millionaire please.'

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'I feel sorry for people who don't make more money than they want to.'

"I think we'll begin with the gentleman on the end."

I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy. I think you've had one too many hot cocoas, little buddy. No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard. Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self. HOJ. They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills. You're forgetting that to have descendants, you have

'Yeah, I misplaced my winning Lottery ticket. I'm always losing things. I've lost my Oscar, my Nobel Peace Prize, my chunk of moon rock, my collection of four leaf clover's...'

"Up next we interview the big lottery winner, but first, let's tamp down your envy and greed by looking all the lives totally devastated by winning the lottery."

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

"What I would like is a wonderful life, three bright kids..."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"Check it out! I got a phone app that tracks all my savings!"

"In addition to your lottery winnings, here's a list of all your new best friends."

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

"Where would you see yourself in five years' time?"

What else is there to wish for?

"I'm starting my own delivery service. Is there anything you want to borrow from my Dad?!"

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

'I know you're looking for a safe investment but have you ever heard of anyone getting wealthy investing in a bank account?'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"You really shouldn't ask for material things like a bike. At least try for a Porsche."

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

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The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Top Ten Hit

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

One day, he hoped to hit the big time.

Comparing lottery odds with bus punctuality.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"You can achieve anything if you put you mind to it."

'Forget your two million pound recording contract. When are you going to get a steady job?'

Dialed the number, ordered the tapes and placed hundreds of little ads. Didn't hit a snag until step four: Just sit back and rake it in.

How to get ahead and how to get further ahead.

Business men's lunches: Tycoons ?25, On the way downers ?2.50.

"It's beginning to appear as if I'll never have greatness thrust upon me."