Aspiring Financier Prints

'With the current healthcare situation, my son decided he wants a junior investment banker kit.'

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

A child runs an equity stand.

Not thinking BIG enough: Nickel & Dime Bank.

"If it's all the same to you, I'd like my allowance in bitcoins."

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

'This is where I keep my investment portfolio.'

'My allowance isn't much - but I have a great benefits package!'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'If you don't learn how to sign your name, you'll have to pay cash!'

World Economic Forum

'I follow my dad's stocks so I know when to ask for an allowance increase.'

Financial Services For Lawyers...Beginner's Class...

"I know your dad's a hedge fund manager, Amber, but you don't need a bigger piece of paper to draw a picture of your house."

"Want to trade banks with me?"

'Man, I'm age 21 now and so far, I haven't done anything important. Things can't go on like this or I will have to forget my plan to become rich and famous by writing my autobiography at age 35!'

'...and help my parents to pick the right mutual funds in my portfolio for my education...'

'We're going to take a financial risk.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

The Economy Discovers FFF!

"Tooth fairy funds may seem consistent, and birthday money stable, but you really need to consider diversification of your portfolio."

Girl holding money.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Grampa, when will I be old enough to ship jobs overseas?"

"When do you think the upturn in the economy will have an input in my allowance?"

'Junior, if you don't do your homework and stop daytrading, we'll have to freeze your assets!'

"I'll look into it, but you're still in the first grade. Normally, they don't give student loans until you're in college."

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."