Aspiring Banker Prints

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

"I'll loan you a quarter, but next week you pay back 35 cents."

"What's a debenture?"

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"So much for password protected."

"Before you grade my test, keep in mind, my dream is to become a wealthy doctor, just like my available father"

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

'He's so spoilt, he has his pocket money paid into a Swiss bank account.'

I have a dream.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

Paul Wolfowitz.

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

"My assets consist of a piggy bank, 2 teeth for the tooth fairy, and whatever change I find in the living room sofa."

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

"Making an honest dollar's easy. Making an honest million, now that's tough."

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'

'This isn't the dollar I deposited!'

'I'd like to extend my overdraft...'

'Mom, I can't go inside now! Business is great!!'

"Avoid financial ventures—your credit line is very short."

"It's important to learn numbers. Then you can have a pin number and get money from ATMs."

'The trouble started when the world put together a large group of synchronized banks.'

"Mom, I think I'm old enough to trade in my piggy bank for an ATM."