Banking Daydreamer Prints

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

"What's a debenture?"

'Greek debt was downgraded for the 11th time this week, by S&P, to P.O.S. Negative Infinity, meaning it's safer to eat uranium, than own Greek debt.'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'I'm afraid that the top investment banks are looking for more from job applicants than a 'Top Degree from the University of Hard Knocks'.'

"Sorry, stock-market jitters."

"So much for password protected."

"We rolled your account over, sir, and that just made it worse."

Bank Loans - Thank you, I shall always be in your debt.

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'Waiter, there's a bank in the soup.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

I have a dream.

Paul Wolfowitz.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

"The bank examiners are here, oh!...I see you already know."

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'When I grow up I want to be a bank.'

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

"I want an eponymous retail empire when I grow up, Greg. What do you want?"

Friendly banks and Cold and aloof banks.

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

'This is your third withdrawal this week... how about a little deposit once in a while?'

Governor of the Bank of England outfit

'No sir, I said could I have an increase in SALARY.'

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'There's been a big bank merger, sir, so you now have a joint checking account with a Mr. Slavomir Bezparyadok of Zagreb.'