Financial Success Dreamer Prints

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

I got the raise

I have a dream.

Franchising a program

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

Man chasing carrot.

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'Our stock has been going up all week. What are we doing right?'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Where'd you get that?"

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

The Adventures of Recession Man! M'lady, you seem distressed. I haven't had a raise in two years. My bills keep going up but my income has stagnated. Fear not. I can save the day. You can get me a raise? I can help you see things differently. We'll talk it out, then I'll give you a back rub, and you'll feel your anger dissolve into sweet kisses. Typical! some man fashions himself a superhero who can sweet me up in his arms and dismiss all my problems. Whoa, this economy's a powerful nemesis. It'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

What is possible...

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

'I got the raise!'

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

Look — if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment — Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

'I want to make just enough money so everyone will hate me.'

"How come Jasper's mutual fund is up twelve per cent and mine's only up eight?"

'You'll like him. He's very optimistic - he believes that money can make you happy.'

"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."

Stock Performance

'The forever postage stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now selling for 44 cents. That beats your investment portfolio.'