Financial Success Dreamer Pillows

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"I spent hundreds of dollars on a course for entrepreneurs then found out the fire in my belly was acid reflux."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

I have a dream.

I got the raise

Franchising a program

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'Our stock has been going up all week. What are we doing right?'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'I found enlightenement, and I still pull down my $250,000 per. What more can I ask?'

"Where'd you get that?"

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

'I always thought the expression 'the road to success is paved with failure' was just a random saying and not the literal truth...'

"I want to be a footballer's wife."

What is possible...

'I'm waiting for the Government to build an elevator!'

"Congratulations! It's a doctor!"

'I got the raise!'

Look — if you had one shot or one opportunity to seize everything you ever wanted. One moment — Would you capture it or just let it slip?

Your Ticket to Fame and Fortune...sold out.

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

Get rich quick scheme! $500-

'I want to make just enough money so everyone will hate me.'

"How come Jasper's mutual fund is up twelve per cent and mine's only up eight?"

'You'll like him. He's very optimistic - he believes that money can make you happy.'

"Lawn care has been good to us, Ed."

Stock Performance

"Oh , I still make good money, but I use to make sexy money."

'The forever postage stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now selling for 44 cents. That beats your investment portfolio.'