Finance Dreamers Prints

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Business plan.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

I have a dream.

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

The Adventures of Recession Man! M'lady, you seem distressed. I haven't had a raise in two years. My bills keep going up but my income has stagnated. Fear not. I can save the day. You can get me a raise? I can help you see things differently. We'll talk it out, then I'll give you a back rub, and you'll feel your anger dissolve into sweet kisses. Typical! some man fashions himself a superhero who can sweet me up in his arms and dismiss all my problems. Whoa, this economy's a powerful nemesis. It'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Where do you see yourself in ten years?

I'm looking for a man who's not wrapped up in his career. I want his career to be me. I was just imagining working my way up.

'You can be President when you grow up. I'm going to make a lot of money playing shortstop for the Yankees.'

"Eventually I'd like to have a business where the money rolls in and I wouldn't have to be there much."

'I got the raise!'

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."