Finance Dreamers Mugs

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'...and please God, protect the social security fund for another sixty years.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Business plan.

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Well, once you get your PhD on 'The Return of the Repressed in Early Jacobean Drama', then we;ll discuss how disappointed you are."

I have a dream.

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

'Do you ever wonder about this whole 'money' thing?'

'Congratulations. It's an eight pound court reporter.'

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

'I knew him when he was just the tea boy.'

'Since the healthcare legislation became law, our Little MBA kit outsells our Little Doctor Kit by a hundred to one.'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Bookshop selling investment advice books.

Failed Alliance.

"Eventually I'd like to have a business where the money rolls in and I wouldn't have to be there much."

'I got the raise!'