Financial Empire Dreamer Mugs

'I used to be super-duper rich but now I'm only super rich.'

Lemonade Inc.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Snowing Money.

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

Golden Eggs.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

I have a dream.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"It's the only image capable of giving him the feels."

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

"So what do you really think of my business plan?"

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

"I'm creating the world's first 'instant lowrider' kit! I'll need partners...and when the profits roll in, I'll take 75 percent and they will get 50 percent."

"Plunder and booty isn't all that easy to come by anymore."