Financial Dreamer Mugs

Serenity Prayer.

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

"I'm an idealist - I'd like to make my pile at a non-profit organization."

Stock Performance

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'First my stock split. Then my broker ran off with my wife!'

I have a dream.

'Believe me, sir! It works perfectly!'

Now what are you looking for - long-term growth, high yield, monthly income or riches beyond the Dreams of Avarice?

'The forever postage stamps I purchased at 42 cents are now selling for 44 cents. That beats your investment portfolio.'

'I want to make enough to retire early.'

"I'd like to have money for a sports car, a surf course in the Maldives, and for my divorce!"

The fate of the emigrant

In the future, human thought will enter an age of clarity and purity never before dreamed of.

Standard endings for sci-fi movies...

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

Snowing Money.

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

'In the future, that should produce thousands of PhD theses.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Golden Eggs.

Minion, I'm ordering you not to talk about alternate histories with the customers. No more "what if feudalism never happened" nonsense. If people start thinking things could've been different, they'll soon start thinking things could've been better. Which could lead to them thinking things can still get better. This "gap between rich and poor" thing is working out in my favor. I don't want your talk of alternate pasts to accidentally create any alternate futures. Very bad man.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Someday our robots will have all our anxieties for us."

The church of our lady of wall street.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'