Investment Dreamers Prints

Business plan.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

The church of our lady of wall street.

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

I have a dream.

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

Angel investors in the outfield.

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."

Failed Alliance.

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'