Investment Dreamers T-Shirts

Business plan.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

I have a dream.

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

'I want to open a joint account with the riches man in town. . .'

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

Kid sells underwear outside of hospital emergency doorway.

'It's simple really-the windscreen wiper that cuts up parking tickets!'

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'