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'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I've invested in property..."

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'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

'Your mortgage is under water...so what's the problem?'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"It's not so much a fixer upper as a tear it downer."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Early House Hunting.

Business plan.

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"You've got termites."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'If you promise to never try to openthe locked attic door, the owner will take $20,000 off!'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'Here's the 2 acres of beachfront property you bought - too bad it's only six inches wide.'

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

"We need a brownfield site."

The housing market begins to deflate.

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."