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'House for sale, lifestyle inlcuded.'

I just KNOW, your children are going to LOVE the waterslide!

'Where are the oak beams you mentioned?'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'I wouldn't describe you as a 'first time buyer', I'd say you were more of a 'no chance buyer'.'

'One day, son, none of this will be yours...'

"Me and Brian are waiting to buy our own house."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"Checking out all the homes I can't afford."

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"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

"They're well detached from my wallet."

'For sale'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Why is it so cheap?' 'Something about a fault line.'

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Look, son, real estate."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

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'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."