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"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

'I did think a few more of mine would've moved on by now...'

Housing Prices

'It's a great starter cave.'

"Me and Brian are waiting to buy our own house."

"I heard he came into money and moved to a portobello."

"Forget it Stan - maybe one day... you could rent it."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

Burying cash. 'You misunderstand when I said put your money in land.'

'We're planning on having everything, so we'll need a place to put it.'

'I want a four bedroomed house for under £100,000. Please bring me the 'you'll be lucky' file.'

You did disclose the HOA fees...right?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Business for sale.

"Never again will there be such opportunity in real estate."

Realty: Completely Unaffordable, Total Pipe Dream, Why do you keep doing this to yourself?

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"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

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'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Early House Hunting.

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."