Real Estate Dreamer Gifts

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

"'Let's buy this place', you said. 'We'll flip it, and make a killing', you said..."

'I did think a few more of mine would've moved on by now...'

Housing Prices

'It's a great starter cave.'

"Me and Brian are waiting to buy our own house."

"I heard he came into money and moved to a portobello."

"Forget it Stan - maybe one day... you could rent it."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

Burying cash. 'You misunderstand when I said put your money in land.'

'We're planning on having everything, so we'll need a place to put it.'

'I want a four bedroomed house for under £100,000. Please bring me the 'you'll be lucky' file.'

You did disclose the HOA fees...right?

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

Business for sale.

"Never again will there be such opportunity in real estate."

Realty: Completely Unaffordable, Total Pipe Dream, Why do you keep doing this to yourself?

Psst, wanna buy low and sell high? Huh? This is a can't-miss deal. Buy now and sell in six months for a huge profit. Forget it. I learned my lesson during the dotcom boom. No more speculative investments for me. You misunderstand, fine sir. I'm not talking stocks. That's crazy stuff – for real buffoons. I'm talking real estate. The markets going crazy. Everyone's getting loaded. You cannot lose! Thus a man strode back into the bubble. Look at this condo in the Florida marshes!

I can't afford a house either. Prices are crazy. The only way to do it is to buy a place with someone else. Roommates! thus the comic strip took a tragic turn toward friends.

TRUMP

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

"Have you got a thrilling, magnificent saga that can also teach me how to make a bundle in real estate with no money down?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Remember now, anything is DIY-abe if you just do it yourself."

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'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"My feeling is that while we should have the deepest respect for reality, we should not let it control our lives."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

"Now at this point reality intruded."

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours..."

Early House Hunting.