Real Estate Daydreamers Gifts

"Kids say the finniest things."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

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'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Business plan.

Early House Hunting.

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Don't worry dear, he only bites untrustworthy morgage brokers!

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

House building chart (like steps).

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

Burying cash. 'You misunderstand when I said put your money in land.'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

The housing market begins to deflate.

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

TRUMP

'For sale'

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

'I did think a few more of mine would've moved on by now...'

"I'll not be a grub forever...soon I'll be a butterfly...I'll be in the money...DRAT!"

'One day, son, none of this will be yours...'

'The two-property lifestyle just isn't as glamorous as I thought'