Estate Dreamers Gifts

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"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"Your grandfather decided to put his entire fortune into a trust fund until Judgement Day."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

The Rudges' peaceful home

"A glimmer of hope is fine, Hendricks, but anything more than that will lead to massive disappointment."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"They're willing to throw in their kidneys."

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

Burying cash. 'You misunderstand when I said put your money in land.'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

The housing market begins to deflate.

'Want a new house? Time to start groveling again.'

TRUMP

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

'Just look at it! The lot alone is worth an underwater mortgage.'

'For sale'

'One day this will be someone else's.'

'I did think a few more of mine would've moved on by now...'

'One day, son, none of this will be yours...'

Business for sale.