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"Kids say the finniest things."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

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'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

Early House Hunting.

Business plan.

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

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"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

House building chart (like steps).

Burying cash. 'You misunderstand when I said put your money in land.'

"It's really too much house for us, but Fran and I plan to live in the walk-in closet and rent the rest."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

The housing market begins to deflate.

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

TRUMP

"Five more minutes, I was dreaming our apartment was rent-controlled."

"You want a cheap house in a nice neighborhood? -- Okay, why are you here really?"

'For sale'

"I heard they bought thousands of acres around here."

'I did think a few more of mine would've moved on by now...'

'One day, son, none of this will be yours...'

"I'll not be a grub forever...soon I'll be a butterfly...I'll be in the money...DRAT!"

'I like the property - but I'm rather worried about the sugar content.'