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Early House Hunting.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

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'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

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'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

"You've got termites."

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

The Rudges' peaceful home

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

The housing market begins to deflate.

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"That's way out of my price range..."

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

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