Primal Property Dreamer Gifts

Looking for a gift for your primal property dreamer? Explore our collection of fun, thoughtful items that capture their wild, creative essence. These products are designed to inspire, entertain, and celebrate the free-spirited nature of those who dream big and think outside the box. Whether it's a quirky mug, a bold t-shirt, or an imaginative print, find the perfect way to honor their passion for creative exploration.

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Early House Hunting.

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"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..." mockup

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

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"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?" mockup

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

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"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it." mockup

"I agree, the place was a tear-down, but I just remembered we were only renting it."

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'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.' mockup

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

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Do you like to talk about Real Estate? Like to meet other men and women who do? Dial the... REAL-ESTATE HOTLINE

Do you like to talk about Real Estate? Like to meet other men and women who do? Dial the... REAL-ESTATE HOTLINE mockup

Do you like to talk about Real Estate? Like to meet other men and women who do? Dial the... REAL-ESTATE HOTLINE

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'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.' mockup

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

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"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings." mockup

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

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'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.' mockup

'We did have one property in your price range, but I'm afraid we sold it in 1943.'

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'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!' mockup

'We do have a property in your price range, but we need a time machine to go back and visit it!'

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"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw." mockup

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

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'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.' mockup

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

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'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?' mockup

'Do you have anything right on the beach, but not so near the water?'

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Implausible Retirement Housing Options mockup

Implausible Retirement Housing Options

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'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!' mockup

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

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Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all. mockup

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

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'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.' mockup

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

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"You've got termites."

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"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry." mockup

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

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'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!' mockup

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

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'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.' mockup

'Lower the price by ?30k!' 'He's trying to kick-start the housing market.'

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The Rudges' peaceful home

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"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'." mockup

"Admittedly, it is a bit of a 'fixer upper'."

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"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence." mockup

"Your dream of a house with a white picket fence is still feasible, at least for the picket fence."

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"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...." mockup

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

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'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.' mockup

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

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"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year." mockup

"Yes, it's nice, but it's lost twenty per-cent of its value in the past year."

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"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?" mockup

"Want to put the house on the market so we clean it?"

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Model Village/Realistic Model Village. mockup

Model Village/Realistic Model Village.

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The housing market begins to deflate. mockup

The housing market begins to deflate.

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"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership." mockup

"It sucks being reincarnated as a snail, but at least I've finally achieved home ownership."

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"That's way out of my price range..." mockup

"That's way out of my price range..."

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'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

'He's building a yacht in his basement.' mockup

'He's building a yacht in his basement.'

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'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.' mockup

'Well sir, out 'idyllic country cottage' may be a bit extreme, but you have to admit its got potential.'

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TRUMP

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Primal Property Dreamer Gifts Collection

Primal Property Dreamer Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for primal property dreamers—each one designed to inspire and amuse with clever, creative designs to start their day right.

Primal Property Dreamer Pillows

Bring some wild inspiration into their space with pillows that celebrate the creative spirit—comfortable, quirky, and full of personality.

Primal Property Dreamer Prints

Discover vibrant prints that capture the untamed imagination of primal property dreamers—ideal for energizing any creative environment.

Primal Property Dreamer T-Shirts

Find the perfect T-shirt for the creative soul—bold, witty, and playful designs that showcase the wild imagination of primal property dreamers.