Whimsical Property Enthusiast T-Shirts

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

"Look, son, real estate."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"A little baking soda will get rid of the smell.

An exaggeration of estate agents

Home Sweet Second Home.

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Mouse real estate!

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'This is close enough.'

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

Dog Realtor

'Don't wait too long to decide. A house with a view like this can go at any minute....'

'It seems good, and he said the bit at the bottom is the name of the architect.'

"And the bathroom has a water view...if you fill the tub."

'I think you'll find it open and spacious!'

"Do you have one with a bigger mud room?"

Now if you're looking for a handy fixer-upper

'Bless. Wayne's made his first affordable home sand estate.'

'It even has its own built-in home security system!'

"For sale £470,000 house included"

William and Real Estate

Couple wanting to buy the estate agents office.