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'For sale: Igloo w/attached 2 snowmobile garage.'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

'And if you look to your left between the condos and the ABD store, you can see the ocean.'

Man sees sign stating dog for sale, house and land thrown in.

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'You always bring me the same thing every year, toys games sports equipment. I never get what I really want!' - 'What's that?' - 'Real estate!'

' I gather you wish to reassign your lease, Higgins.'

"Look, son, real estate."

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"I think we could be very happy here until we aren't."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

"Hello, and welcome to 'Homes Under the Hammer. . .'"

Mouse real estate!

An exaggeration of estate agents

"I'm a real estate developer and I'm just looking over this area."

Home Sweet Second Home.

Who Let the Dawg In?

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'On the face of it, it sounds great that she left me her house, but it has gone stale and what Hansel and Gretel didn't eat the birds have had a go at.'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

'So what if you found it? Whatever it is, it belongs to ME! Now, get off my beach!'

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

'A great location and only one step from the beach.'

'They're playing house.'

"Well, it is a good property. The price is low because it is harder to negotiate due to its S-bend configuration."

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."

'This is close enough.'

"Ok Mr. Bisley, I'll admit it does need a bit of renovation..!"

'This place is rather unusually located. Do you folks like sunsets?'

Dog Realtor

"Obviously the price of this property is a reflection of it`s very desirable location."