Stock Market Dreamer T-Shirts

'I'm not interested in minimum risk. I want long term gains without risk.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

I have a way of making £1000 from an investment of £10...but where do I get £10?

The church of our lady of wall street.

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

Financial advice books for boomers.

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

"If only I'd bought Microsoft with it..."

"Hello, Miss Brophy? How are my dot.com shares doing at the moment?"

"If I had only bought 800 million shares."

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

"But in my fantasy business league I'm making millions."

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

'We're all right as long as they think we're taking millions.'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Snowing Money.

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

I have a dream.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

Golden Eggs.

Business plan.

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'