Stock Market Dreamers T-Shirts

Add some market-minded humor to their wardrobe with a T-shirt that nods to stock market dreamers. A fun way for investors to share their passion and sense of humor.

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'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.' mockup

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

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"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing." mockup

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

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Wall St. or True Love.

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"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts." mockup

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

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'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!' mockup

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

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Member of the Fortune 5 Million

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'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.' mockup

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

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"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore." mockup

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

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'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.' mockup

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

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Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart. mockup

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

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The church of our lady of wall street. mockup

The church of our lady of wall street.

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"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services." mockup

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

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"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?" mockup

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

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Business plan.

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'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!' mockup

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

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'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.' mockup

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

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"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?" mockup

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

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"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions." mockup

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

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I have a dream.

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'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!' mockup

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

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'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.' mockup

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

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'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?' mockup

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

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Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?' mockup

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

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'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.' mockup

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

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Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city. mockup

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

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'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?' mockup

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

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'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.' mockup

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

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"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'." mockup

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

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Low-Rent Stockholders

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"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!" mockup

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

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'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.' mockup

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

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"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir" mockup

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

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'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.' mockup

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

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"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield." mockup

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

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Bookshop selling investment advice books.

Bookshop selling investment advice books. mockup

Bookshop selling investment advice books.

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Stock Market Dreamers T-Shirts Collection

Stock Market Dreamers Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for stock market dreamers—funny, inspiring, and ideal for starting their trading day on the right note.

Stock Market Dreamers Pillows

Find cozy pillows that celebrate stock market dreaming—fun, inspiring, and perfect for their favorite space.

Stock Market Dreamers Prints

Decorate with our inspiring prints for stock market dreamers—bright, witty, and a great reminder of their ambition.