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"Hon, would you say a kind word to Maria? She's entirely in technology stocks."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

Coffee Shop and Battery Charging Station

'I shall now hand over to our guest speaker, management unit XT-56.'

'Much to his disappointment, Thag's coffee percolator was an invention ahead of its time.

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

"So, gentlemen.... By investing in this time vortex manipulator, we will be able to cross the bridges before we come to them."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"I had a wonderful dream that Anonymous turned out to be me."

"I can't afford an iPad so I just glued Apple logos on the back of all my books."

Business plan.

"Get out of the way! The transport vehicle of the future is about to overtake you! Soon everyone will have one!"

The church of our lady of wall street.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

"It's that Silicon Valley foundation - they want to know if we'll match our grandson's $100 million donation."

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

"We met online, it was love at first site."

The hydrogen pill is just around the corner (floating car).

Angel investors in the outfield.

Low-Rent Stockholders

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

'I guess there'll always be a gap between science and technology.'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"Chasing my tail was ok when I was young, but now I'd like to chase investment yield."

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

"I've got this idea for a wake-up call."

"I'm waiting for self-flying cars."

"Sure - you could move to Florida - but, then, you wouldn't have the wonderful change of seasons.."