Fairytale Stock Market Dreamer T-Shirts

Let their imagination soar with T-shirts that meld fairytale magic with stock market savvy—fun, inspiring, and uniquely personal for the dreamer in your life.

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"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after." mockup

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

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'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.' mockup

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

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“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'” mockup

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

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'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!' mockup

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

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Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street. mockup

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

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'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.' mockup

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

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'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.' mockup

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

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Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart. mockup

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

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"We're still trying to sort out the details."

"We're still trying to sort out the details." mockup

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

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Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all. mockup

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

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'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.' mockup

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

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'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.' mockup

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

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I have a dream.

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"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?" mockup

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

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The church of our lady of wall street. mockup

The church of our lady of wall street.

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'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.' mockup

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

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'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.' mockup

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

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"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry." mockup

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

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'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!' mockup

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

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'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?' mockup

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

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Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city. mockup

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

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'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?' mockup

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

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A hippie saying "Peace"

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'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!' mockup

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

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'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.' mockup

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

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Low-Rent Stockholders

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"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'." mockup

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

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'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.' mockup

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

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"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' " mockup

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

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