Fairytale Stock Market Dreamer Mugs

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

I have a dream.

"We're still trying to sort out the details."

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

'No, please, go on. It's so refreshing to talk to someone with an entirely different point of view.'

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

A hippie saying "Peace"

'My mutual funds went through the roof! I no longer need to be your sidekick!'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

Low-Rent Stockholders

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"This morning, I looked into the mirror and said to myself, 'Bruce, you're a billionaire. It's time to stop horsing around and enjoy life a little.' "

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

"Dreaming the impossible dream didn't make me rich. SELLING the impossible dream made me rich!"

What is possible...

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

'Some of you were wondering, 'what, exactly, does Smedgwick, Refining and Smelting do'?'

"When I was young and naive I wanted to be a millionaire. Now I'm older, my values have changed. I want to be a billionaire."