Wall Street Dreamer T-Shirts

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

Low-Rent Stockholders

The Dow.

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Enough with how great the public schools are. Just tell us – is there a Trader Joe’s nearby?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

Lemonade Inc.

Elvis Presley

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

"I want to make it before I hit thirty."

Steve Howe.

'I want to see more blue sky thinking.'

"It's wonderful, darling. It really says Manhattan."

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

"Being my own boss sounds fun but I wouldn't be able to motivate myself."

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"No I wouldn't say you're ahead of your time. More like 'outside of it'."

"It's not that I'm lazy. But I envisage myself not so much climbing the corporate ladder, as taking the corporate elevator."

Circa 1490: The area we now know as Wall Street.

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

"Brooklyn is the Manhattan of the other boroughs."

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'Jeez! I never realized just sitting and trying not to look stupid was so exhausting.'

"Skip to the part where the princess climbs to the top of the corporate ladder."

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

Entering New York City - Check it out

You're my Statue of Liberty

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Tonight's Topic. How To Make a Killing In The Stock Market. I made a killing in the market once, but the only casualty was my investment.

Eric Adams Caricature

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

I have a dream.

'So far, the only dreams I've achieved have been nightmares.'

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'