Stock Market Dreamers Gifts

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

Wall St. or True Love.

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

"We thought about a restaurant and decided we were more of a bookstore."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

Wishful Thinking Magazine - circulation chart.

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

The church of our lady of wall street.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

I have a dream.

Business plan.

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

Angel investors in the outfield.

'Eternity isn't bad, so long as they allow us to day-trade.'

"But my real dream is gettin' paid lotsa money for doin' nothin'."

"Finally! Summer is here! That means we're one year closer to college!"

Low-Rent Stockholders

'I'm glad the American Dream is still alive and well somewhere.'

"Dr.Brainstorm from R&D is here to see you, Sir"

"The stock market hit 50,000 and everyone lived happily ever after."

'It's 50c per glass, or 50c per share to invest in my company.'