Bull Market Dreamer Gifts

Thanks to his stocks, Bob now lives in the middle of a great green garden outside the crowded city.

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

The day the stock market went UP.

'It's crunch time, Caldwell. That's the time between when you're born, and when you make your first million.'

That Awkward Moment When You Discover That Wall Street's Insanity Is Helping You

"We're always excited to hear from analysts who are bullish on the market."

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

'It's like a bull market, only not as aggressive. It's more like a steer market.'

"There's something about seeing red that just drives me crazy."

'The bailouts worked, the stock market shot up to 15,000 and everyone was relieved.'

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

'I actually look forward to hibernating during bull markets.'

The church of our lady of wall street.

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

Wine connoisseur in search of new vintage.(Wine)

Investments: Remember, tis better to have loved money and lost, than never to have loved money at all.

Breaking Through

'I realize money can't buy happiness, so I'm just trying to improve the exchange rate.'

'I'd like to invest in some young companies.'

The Bullish World

"We'd like to take a majority position in your poetry."

'I'm your fantasy from the U.S. Treasury Department.'

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

Wall Street - Bull in China Drop

'Do we have any stocks rated 'cute'?'

The bluebird of happiness remains bullish: 'BUY! BUY! BUY!'

Learning from economics

Why stocks go up forever.

Stock market recession strategy.

The Return of Guarded Optimism

'Why don't you just screen for stocks that will go up?'

"Some say we can't go on making millions forever, but I think they're wrong!"

'With my new screen-saver, I always feel bullish.'

'Tech stocks rose on news 'old economy' stocks were down...reversing the rise in 'old economy' stocks when techs were down.'

Low-Rent Stockholders