Dreamers With Visions Of Wealth T-Shirts

'What would you do if you had all the money in the world?' 'Hire a LOT of bodyguards.'

"Yes, it's nice my husband has hoarded a fortune, but it would be nicer if he would let me spend some of it though..."

The man who invented the wheel/The man who patented the wheel.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Elon Musk is buying rope and walnuts."

"Jonathan! I've told you not to put your space toys in the freezer and pretend they're on the ice planet!"

Member of the Fortune 5 Million

'We're quite confident this lull won't last long.'

The toothfairy

"I'm going to be rich, famous, and irresistible to the opposite sex any day now, Randy." "I think you've had one too many hot cocas, little buddy." "No, really. I've written a note for my descendants and buried it in a time capsule in my backyard." "Once they read it, they'll time-travel back to the 20th century and genetically engineer my embryonic self." "They'll bestow me with superhuman charisma, epic good looks, and money-management skills." "You're forgetting that to have descend

Snowing Money.

"We'll up your medication and with any luck your delusions should significantly reduce!"

'Having the money tree has really helped out.'

"Please, Daddy, just one more conspiracy theory."

'I'm being denied access to the Warren Buffett within me.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I could have made money in the stock market if I had only found the right 'How to invest' book...'

Golden Eggs.

"I was hoping to make billions, but I've settled for making millions."

'Well, son... I've made my first million by selling my unpaid bills to the paper-recycling guy!'

'No, we are not going on an extreme picnic.'

'Now that you have a job, Tom, Dad and I are turning your room into a condo!'

Business plan.

'Never mind that you could have bought Microsoft years ago - I could have married Bill Gates,'

"I just sold my entire back catalogue of songs for $185 million."

"He's really excited about this new proposal to let staff take over services."

"I want to be so successful that it ruins my life."

'I'm only a millionaires, and there are over 260 billionaires!'

That's no largemouth bass, son - You caught yourself a rare blabbermouth bass. I'm nothin'! A nobody! Throw me back and I'll show you where the really big fish are!

Cleaner in front of interview panel - 'So what makes you want to apply for the job of Equity Fund Manager?'

'Great cash flow, Phil.'

'I believe in Santa Claus, and I believe in the guaranteed annual 10% return.'

'And to my no good nephew Milo, who thought he was going to get all my cash - lots of luck!'

'I'm the bride's ex boyfriend. Before she says yes, can I just tell her that I've just won the lottery jackpot?!'